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kamus kocak bahasa malaysia translate bahasa indonesia, ternyata ada uniknya

 INDONESIA : Air Hangat MALAYSIA : Air Suam
 INDONESIA : Air Bening MALAYSIA : Air Kosong
 INDONESIA : Ban MALAYSIA : Tayar
 INDONESIA : Bioskop MALAYSIA : Panggung wayang
 INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa MALAYSIA : Dokter Gila
 INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh (mentri yang satu ini paling susah….)
 INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa
 INDONESIA: Angkatan Darat MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi
 INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin
 INDONESIA : 'Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!!' MALAYSIA : 'Pasukaaan cerai berai !!!
 INDONESIA : Merayap MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi
 INDONESIA : Rumah sakit bersalin MALAYSIA : Hospital korban lelaki
 INDONESIA : Pasukan terjun payung MALAYSIA : Aska begayut
 INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan
 INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam
 INDONESIA : gratis bicara 30menit MALAYSIA : percuma berbual 30minit
 INDONESIA : WC MALAYSIA : tandas
 INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling
 INDONESIA : Aduk MALAYSIA : Kacau
 INDONESIA : Di aduk hingga merata MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar
 INDONESIA : 7 putaran MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan
 INDONESIA :Bertengkar MALAYSIA : Bertumbuk
 INDONESIA : Pencopet MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku
 INDONESIA : joystick MALAYSIA : batang senang
 INDONESIA : Tidur siang MALAYSIA : Petang telentang
 INDONESIA : Pengacara MALAYSIA : Penguam
 INDONESIA : Sepatu MALAYSIA : Kasut (temennya kasur )
 INDONESIA : remote MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh
 INDONESIA : chatting MALAYSIA : bilik berbual
 INDONESIA : rusak MALAYSIA : tak sihat
 INDONESIA : keliling kota MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke bandar
 INDONESIA : Tank MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal
 INDONESIA : Kedatangan MALAYSIA : ketibaan
 INDONESIA : bersenang-senang MALAYSIA : berseronok
 INDONESIA : rumah sakit jiwa MALAYSIA : gubuk gila INDONESIA : narkoba MALAYSIA : dadah
 INDONESIA : pintu darurat MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan
 INDONESIA : hantu pocongkkkkk MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus
 INDONESIA : Kipas Angin MALAYSIA : Mesin Tiup
 INDONESIA : Sepatu MALAYSIA : Kasut
 INDONESIA : Anak Tiri MALAYSIA : Anak Percume
 INDONESIA : Toilet MALAYSIA : Bilik Termenung

lirik lagu: maher zain - thank you Allah

I was so far from you

Yet to me you were always so close

I wandered lost in the dark

I closed my eyes toward the signs

You put in my way

I walked everyday

further and further away from you

O Allah, you brought me home

I thank you with every breath I take

الحمد لله

All praises to Allah

I never thought about

All the things you have given to me

I never thanked you once

I was too proud to see the truth

And prostrate to you

Until I took the first step

And that's when you opened the doors for me

Now Allah, I realized what I was missing

By being far from you

الحمد لله

All praises to Allah

Allah, I wanna thank you

I wanna thank you for all the things that you've done

You've done for me through all my years I've been lost

You guided me from all the ways that were wrong

And did you give me hope

O Allah, I wanna thank you

I wanna thank you for all the things that you've done

You've done for me through all my years I've been lost

You guided me from all the ways that were wrong

I wanna thank you for bringing me home

الحمد لله

All praises to Allah

الحمد لله

lirik lagu: maher zain - awaken

We were given so many prizes
We changed the desert into oasis
We built buildings of different lengths and sizes
And we felt so very satisfied
We bought and bought
We couldn't stop buying
We gave charity to the poor 'cause
We couldn't stand their crying
We thought we paid our dues
But in fact
To ourselves we're just lying
Oh...I'm walking with my head lowered in shame from my place
I'm walking with my head lowered from my race
Yes it's easy to blame everything on the west
When in fact all focus should be on ourselves
We were told what to buy and we'd bought
We went to London, Paris and
We made show we were seen in the most exlusive shops
Yes we felt so very satisfied
We felt our money gave us infinite power
We forgot to teach our children about history and honor
We didn't have any time to lose
When we were.. (were)
So busy feeling so satisfied
I'm walking with my head lowered in shame from my place
I'm walking with my head lowered from my race
Yes it's easy to blame everything on the west
When in fact all focus should be on ourselves
We became the visuals without a soul
despite the heat
Our homes felt so empty and cold
To fill the emptiness
We bought and bought
Maybe all the fancy cars
And bling will make us feel satisfied
My dear brother and sister
It's time to change inside
Open your eyes
Don't throw away what's right aside
Before the day comes
When there's nowhere to run and hide
Now ask yourself 'cause Allah's watching you
Is He satisfied?
Is Allah satisfied?
Is Allah satisfied?
Is Allah satisfied?
Oh..I'm walking with my head lowered in shame from my place
I'm walking with my head lowered from my race
Yes it's easy to blame everything on the west
When in fact all focus should be on ourselves

Lirik Lagu: Sami Yusuf - Hear Your Call

VERSE 1

Don’t despair, don’t lose hope

Hold on to that rope

Don’t let go, don’t let go

I hear your call

VERSE 2

Though you feel so cold

Abandoned and alone

But don’t let go, don’t let go

I hear your call

CHORUS

Give me your hand my brother

I will not let you go

Please don’t look back my sister

I swear I hear you call

Give me your hand my brother

I will not let you fall

Please don’t look back my sister

Cause I swear I hear your call

VERSE 3

Little boy ask away

“Where are the streets I used to play?”

But don’t let go, don’t let go

I hear your call

Don’t you know we’re One

When you hurt I hurt

Don’t let go, don’t let go

I hear your call

URDU

UMMEDON KO NA TODO (Do not lose hope)

HAATH MERA THAAM LO (Hold my hand)

TANHA NAHI SAMJHO TUM (Do not consider yourself alone)

MERE APNE TUM HO… (We are a family..)

CHORUS

Give me your hand my brother

I will not let you fall

So don’t look back my sister

Cause I swear I hear your call

Lirik Lagu: Maher Zain - Freedom

Gathered here with my family

My neighbours and my friends

Standing firm together against oppression holding hands

It doesn't matter where you're from

Or if you're young, old, woman or man

We're here for the same reason; we want to take back our land

Oh God, thank you

For giving us the strength to hold on

And now we're here together

Calling you for freedom, freedom

We know you can hear our call, ooh no

We're calling for freedom, fighting for freedom

We know you won’t let us fall, oh no

We know you're here with us

No more being prisoners in our homes

No more being afraid to talk

Our dream is just to be free, just to be free

Now when we've taken our first step

Towards a life of complete freedom

We can see our dream getting closer and closer, we're almost there

Oh God, thank you

For giving us the strength to hold on

And now we're here together

Calling you for freedom, freedom

We know you can hear our call, ooh no

We're calling for freedom, fighting for freedom

We know you won’t let us fall, oh no

We know you're here with us

I can feel the pride in the air

And it makes me strong to see everyone

Standing together holding hands in unity

Shouting out loudly demanding their right for freedom

This is it and we're not backing out

Oh God we know you hear our call

And we're calling you for freedom, freedom

We know you can hear our call ooh no

We're calling for freedom, calling for freedom

We know you won’t let us fall oh no

We know you're here with us..

my memory with my friends

Kebun Bibit Surabaya

YA NABI SALAM ALAYKA (maher zain)

أنتَ نورُ اللـَّهِ فـَجرًا
جـِئتَ بَعدَ العُسر يُسرًا
رَبُّنا أعلاكَ قـَدرًا
يا إمامَ الأنبياءِ


أنتَ فى الوجدان حَىٌّ
أنتَ لِلعـَينـَين ضـَىٌّ
أنتَ عِندَ الحَوض رىٌّ
أنتَ هادٍ وَصَفىٌّ
يا حَبيبى يا مُحَمَّد


يا نـَبىّ سَلام عَلـَيكَ
يا رَسول سَلام عَلـَيكَ
يا حَبيب سَلام عَلـَيكَ
صَلـَواتُ اللـَّه عَلـَيكَ


يَرتـَوى بـِالحُبِّ قـَلبى
حُبِّ خـَير رُسل رَبّى
مَن بـِهِ أبصَرتُ دَربى
يا شـَفيعى يا رَسولَ اللـَّه


أيُّها المُختارُ فينا
زادَنا الحُبُّ حَنينا
جـِئتـَنا بـِالخـَير دينا
يا خِتامَ المُرسَلينَ
يا حَبيبى يا مُحَمَّد


Anta noorol lahy fajran (You are the light of Allah at dawn)
Jeita baadal osry yosran (You came after the hardship as convenience)
Rabbona aalaka kadran (Our God raised up your position)
Ya imam al anbeya'ee (Oh Imam (Leader) of the Prophets)

Anta fel wejdany hayyon (You are alive in sentiment)
Anta lel aynayny dayyon (You are the light of eyes)
Anta endal hawdy reyyon (You are the irrigation at the Hawd (basin))
Anta haden wa safeyyon (You are the absolutely pure guide)
Ya habeeby ya muhammad (My beloved Muhammad)

Ya nabey salam alayka (Oh Prophet, peace be upon you)
Ya rassool salam alayka (Oh Messenger, peace be)
Ya habeeb salam alayka (Oh beloved, peace be)
Salawatol lah alayka (The prayers of Allah be)

Yartawee bel hobby kalby (My heart irrigates with love)
Hobby khayry rosly rabby (The love of the best of Messengers of my God)
Man behee absarto darby (Whom by him I have seen my path)
Ya shafee'ee ya rassool allah (My intercessor, Oh Messenger of Allah)

Ayyohal mokhtaro feena (Oh, the chosen out from us)
Zadanal hobbo haneena (Love boosted up the nostalgia)
Jeitana bel khayry deena (You came for us with religious peace)
Ya khetamal morsaleena (Oh, final Messenger)
Ya habeeby ya muhammad (My beloved Muhammad)